Famous loners and anti-socialites make me feel happy. Why is being a loner...– Marina Diamandis (via thechocolatebrigade)
dawdger: what if when you looked at a dog and said “omg you’re so cute” it turned away blushing and said in a quiet voice “n-not really…” because of its low self esteem
Instead of killing yourself wait until a year from now where you say, “Holy...– Derrick C. Brown-“Instead of Killing Yourself” (via -poltergeistlove)
My sisters face makes me so angry
I just tried to wipe a shadow off my leg for an embarrassing number of seconds. I think I should just go home.
Time was passing like a hand waving from a train I wanted to be on. I hope you...– Jonathan Safran Foer (via o601992)
It really pisses me off when people quote Zoolander again and again and again.
Things To Call Kieran
(that won’t interest anyone who doesn’t know Kieran) (so everyone) Kaaaaaaaaaay (always drawn out) JLo Kim K Kieran K Kieran Kardashian The Lost Kardashian Tintin Zelda Mrs Fitzgerald (always sung in a happy way) Racist Snow White Jionni Any and all of these are acceptable when addressing him. We are updating this list constantly so please stay tuned.
disparatre: when i think about all the books i haven’t read and the tv shows and movies i haven’t watched but i should i start to get mildly stressed overwhelmed
nighthawke replied to your photo: Darla required some knickers maybe what she need is some robbie williams I don’t understand! Are you making a reference to my mother?? I DON’T GET IT
koronov asked: The fact that you like Cougar Town is the best. You're the best xoxo.
Girls are better. Boys have tshirts. Girls have dresses AND tshirts– 3 year old Dakoda
Walking to kimbra in a storm and splashing in puddles. I just thought this deserved a mention.
I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.
Dad: I’ll just be five minutes, watch the dinner so it doesn’t burn Me: No!! Dad: Don’t worry, there is no way you can burn it The dinner is now burnt. WAY TO GO, DAD
I kind of wish I had some kind of skin condition so that they felt sorry for me.– Alie is preparing for a job interview
The worst thing about driving to work is that I can’t sleep in and blame it on my bus not showing up
Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are...– Anneli Rufus (via slekes)