February 2012
“Famous loners and anti-socialites make me feel happy. Why is being a loner...”
– Marina Diamandis (via thechocolatebrigade)
dawdger:
what if when you looked at a dog and said “omg you’re so cute” it turned away blushing and said in a quiet voice “n-not really…” because of its low self esteem
“Instead of killing yourself
wait until
a year from now
where you say,
“Holy...”
– Derrick C. Brown-“Instead of Killing Yourself” (via -poltergeistlove)
My sisters face makes me so angry
I just tried to wipe a shadow off my leg for an embarrassing number of seconds. I think I should just go home.
“Time was passing like a hand waving from a train I wanted to be on. I hope you...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via o601992)
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It really pisses me off when people quote Zoolander again and again and again.
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Things To Call Kieran
(that won’t interest anyone who doesn’t know Kieran)
(so everyone)
Kaaaaaaaaaay (always drawn out)
JLo
Kim K
Kieran K
Kieran Kardashian
The Lost Kardashian
Tintin
Zelda
Mrs Fitzgerald (always sung in a happy way)
Racist
Snow White
Jionni
Any and all of these are acceptable when addressing him. We are updating this list constantly so please stay tuned.
disparatre:
when i think about all the books i haven’t read and the tv shows and movies i haven’t watched but i should i start to get mildly stressed overwhelmed
nighthawke replied to your photo: Darla required some knickers
maybe what she need is some robbie williams
I don’t understand! Are you making a reference to my mother?? I DON’T GET IT
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koronov asked: The fact that you like Cougar Town is the best. You're the best xoxo.
“Girls are better. Boys have tshirts. Girls have dresses AND tshirts”
– 3 year old Dakoda
Walking to kimbra in a storm and splashing in puddles. I just thought this deserved a mention.
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I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.
Dad: I’ll just be five minutes, watch the dinner so it doesn’t burn Me: No!! Dad: Don’t worry, there is no way you can burn it
The dinner is now burnt. WAY TO GO, DAD
“I kind of wish I had some kind of skin condition so that they felt sorry for me.”
– Alie is preparing for a job interview
The worst thing about driving to work is that I can’t sleep in and blame it on my bus not showing up
“Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are...”
– Anneli Rufus (via slekes)
