August 2011
I am really tired I don’t want to get up off the floor
Isobel is trying to talk me into getting a doctors certificate so she doesn’t have to spend the entire weekend with people she doesn’t like very much
Her argument so far is just “But you can drink beer on the roof!”
I DONT WANT TO DRINK BEER ON THE ROOF ISOBEL
And if I did I could stay in Canberra
I still...
Things my sister does not enjoy:
Me singing Pillow Talk
Me singing Teachers Pet
Me singing The Deadwood Stage (especially this one)
Me singing Everybody Loves a Lover
Me singing Dream A Little Dream Of Me
Me singing Jolene (when she turned the radio off this is apparently my song of choice)
Things my sister does enjoy:
Getting out of the car
Getting away from me
Slamming the door in my...
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nighthawke replied to your post: SAY SOMETHING
cheese
….gross…
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SAY SOMETHING
I am fairly sure that the IGA across the road has some sort of work scooter.
audreyhepburnfacts:
During Funny Face, Audrey Hepburn celebrated her 27th birthday while Fred Astaire celebrated his 57th.
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Edwina: If I was watching TV and I changed the channel on to this, this scene, I would think it was a father singing to his daughter on her wedding day…
Because you can want and want and want
but if he doesn’t want you back you may as well wish the sky were red.
nighthawke replied to your post: hmm watchu wanna dress up as for halloween? apparently gia and alie are going as slightly scary things so we have to too lol
Go as Rochanne and or a toddler in tiara
That is perfect.
youreyeshavealittlegreeninthem replied to your post: hmm watchu wanna dress up as for halloween? apparently gia and alie are going as slightly scary things so we have to too lol
well...
one-of-a-pair asked: hmm watchu wanna dress up as for halloween? apparently gia and alie are going as slightly scary things so we have to too lol
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I read the cider thing in Frankie and messaged Isobel “It’s all I want”, to which she replied “I have to have it. Now” so we pooled our stash together (which was about 90% Bulmers) and we’re sitting in the sun on my patio watching my neighbour vacuum her loungeroom and trying to trace back any misery in our lives to Hassan.
Uhhh so this is Hassans facebook photo,
and I am pretty sure it is a million years old, I have so many issues with it.
nighthawke asked: so there was this girl being interviewed on tv today, and her name was "merryanne" i hope you enjoy this new name as much as i do
“I’m an indoor cricket champion, Maryanne. You will respect me.”
-Hassan
clara-bow replied to your post: I was outside for way too long today, like three…
the air is weird outside too, i don’t like it
ugh god that too, and I couldn’t see a thing, it was so bright and sunglasses look stupid on me, outside is the worst.
I was outside for way too long today, like three hours, it was ridiculous, why do people ever go out there, there’s too much sun and grass is itchy
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The words “just flatten her, they’ll only make you stay home for one day” just came out of my Nans mouth when talking to my 9 year old cousin about some girl thats bullying her.
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David: you can always ask me, there are no stupid questions
Me: do people with bigger eyes see more?
David: …
Rupali: (whispers) run, run, run
dad: where's your brother?
ethan: in his room, listening to music and taking naked photos of himself.
dad: ..what?
ethan: I swear that's what he does when he's in the bathroom. He's in there for hours dad, and I don't hear any water running. And then he comes out in just a towel, just a towel, AND HE'S COMPLETELY DRY. WHAT DOES HE DO IN THERE?! I don't want to know.
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Cougar Town (TV Series)
coffeesometime:
sprinklesincluded: quicksummary:
Courteney Cox is a cougar for about four episodes in season one and then it’s about her and her friends drinking wine.
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“When you use the hot tap, the water is very hot”
– Kerry
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For anyone who ever needs evidence that I am kind of a bitch, this is what happened today,
Kindofweirdgirl: Woah, your eyes are really pretty! Me: Um, thanks Kindofweirdgirl: They’re really beautiful! Sorry, your eyes are just the eyes I wish I had Me: Oh! Well, thanks, I guess! Kindofweirdgirl: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to weird you out or anything, they’re just really...
