August 2011
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me: there was a cat in the post office
rochanne: Canberra has everything!
July 2011
My life can pretty much be boiled down to two emotions. Despair when I am at work and guilt when I’m not.
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“If I can’t get drunk with Jim Halpert, you’ll have to do”
– Edwina
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I did so much today.
I made a to do list and everything.
“Maybe there’s something you’re afraid to say, or someone you’re afraid to love,...”
– John Green (Will Grayson, Will Grayson)
I feel like I’m being punished for actually wanting something.
nighthawke replied to your post: I feel really yuck today. Everything is really…
be there soon bby x0x0x
I’ll be standing by the door.
I feel really yuck today. Everything is really loud but voices seem so tiny, it feels like it takes an hour just to turn my head and I can’t remember things I did 3 seconds ago. If anyone wants to kidnap me, do it now, as long as I’m not at work I don’t mind
Ethan: remember that time we went to the zoo and we didn't invite you?
Me: no...
Ethan: yeah, we didn't invite you
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Every time my dad gets home, every time the car pulls into the driveway, he starts singing Honey I’m Home.
Every time.
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disparatre asked: OH GOD RYAN I HATE OUR LIVES
“Do you ever wonder whether people would like you more or less if they could see...”
– John Green (via modernmethadone)
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My legs feel like they wont work properly.
Kate around midnight last night:
Oh my god, this is gonna be hilarious, everyone’s gonna love it!
Kate at about ten o clock this morning:
So yeah, mum is distinctly unimpressed with the boobs on the car window
How To Make Friends At Work
“That weather, it’s freezing out there! Why do we live here??”
“I like the cold”
“Oh…”
and repeat a few dozen times a day
