one-of-a-pair asked: ALL HAIL THE BARDOT MUSIC BUFF!
Kate: Whats up with you? Do you feel sick?
Kate: Do you want me to sing to you?
Kate: I can show you the world...
Me: Kate, seriously, not necessary
Kate: Shining, shimmering, splendiiiid, tell me princess now when did you last let your heart decide?
Me: Please stop
Kate: I CAN OPEN YOUR EYES, take you wonder by wonderrrr, over sideways and under on a magic carpet ride,
Me: No, I don't want any of those things, just let me get my bag
Kate: A WHOLE NEW WOOOORLLLD. A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW
Me: SHUT UP
Min: Let her finish, it's a good song! Are you just making it up now?
Me: ITS FROM ALADDIN
Anonymous asked: Who do you think is the cutest person on tumblr? Or in your "tumblr family"
Gillian: Geoff said he saw you pull an ice cube out of your bra outside Moose. So yeah, he was pretty drunk
Me: ...No, that actually happened...
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bringthatsmileoverhere: Mum - Put a jumper on. Edi - DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
gillian: Are IOU yet?
me: nah I don't think I'm going to go anymore
gillian: Not on!!! Get here!!!
me: but I have no one to go with anymore!
gillian: ME!!!!!!!!!! B
me: you'll be stuck with me!
gillian: And will live it!
No Im nit that bad
Facebook stalking Edwina, she commented on someones status about them being in pain and I was immediately curious as to why this person would be in any kind of pain that would concern Edwina. But then I saw this, and I choked on my laughter a bit and then found out Rochanne and I have the same thoughts.
albinwonderland: tonight I watched Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and at the end of the movie Dumbledore is like “And as a special treat, exams have been cancelled!” AS A SPECIAL TREAT ARE YOU KIDDING THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN, THAT HAS NO BASIS IN REALITY but then I remembered it’s a movie about witches and wizards and a 60 foot snake so there you go
This is what my housemate set up in our entryway while I was out today.. My favourite part is the bowl of fruit (?!) and a popular guide to indoor plants. ….why….?
nighthawke asked: my friend was in spy kids.
I haven’t done anything bad this year but sometimes I still feel like I’m being punished for something. I don’t really know if I’m happy or sad, it’s just different. I don’t sleep for days at a time anymore, and I can get up in the morning and talk to people and go to work and I think I’m doing okay but then out of nowhere I get hit with… something,...
Meeting new people is significantly less awkward if you’re holding a puppy.
Me: the pink one!
Kate: could you say that any cuter? Do you drink the blood of my little ponys??
I decided to paint my chest at the painting party because.. I just got really...– Kendra
Just got this message from Hassan, “‘Mother’ energy drink is forbidden for WOMEN WITH A BUN IN THE OVEN” ….well, what?