Jake: what's this?
Me: a mint that's been at the bottom of my bag…
Jake: I'm eating it
Me: I wouldn't
Jake: it tastes like how you smell
I don’t want to speak too soon but I think cake baking while exceedingly drunk and listening to kanye was my calling
Just casually finished off four bottles of wine between us before midnight. Oops.
I think about how much depends upon a best friend. When you wake up in the...– Will Grayson, Will Grayson, by John Green and David Levithan (via letgrillbegrill)
I’m not the solution to your problems. I’m another problem.– Joan Holloway, Mad Men (via goodgirls-like-to-sin)
Jake: You know if you weren't so blah about everything it would be impossible for any guy not to fall in love with you!
Jake: you're welcome but whatever
Tearing up over the message “well i fukn love u bitch”
You know when, sometimes you meet someone so beautiful, and then you actually...– Amy Pond (Doctor Who: The Girl Who Waited episode)
disparatre replied to your photo: Matt bought me cider but it doesn’t have a twist… cut the lid off with a knife That is my new years resolution
“have a nice Christmas” OH IM SURE I FUCKING WILL NOW THAT I KNOW I DON’T HAVE A JOB ANYMORE FUCKKK
Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.– Elizabeth Taylor (via sunshinethoughts)
I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better,...– The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via jona-vark)
Jake just clapped the end of Burlesque. Why do I live here?
WOW. Some people should really filter what they say on the bus. I have heard the word “bellybutton” and “nipple” wayyy to much in the last 30 seconds.
Melissa: it's like natures banana
Me: natures banana is a banana…
Melissa: oh. Right.
Most important thing I did today (or EVER)
got Jake to admit he really likes Wife Swap and that it is a brilliant show
lydbev asked: GENUINELY cracked me up there lady. I cut it about 5 months ago when I was in Canada still, and i've mostly been wearing it up. but yeah it's short now!
Just mailed all my Christmas stuff. Instead of feeling good I’m worrying that I’ve sent things to the wrong address, person, etc
I GIVE UP I HATE YOU I’M GOING TO BED OH FUCK
youreyeshavealittlegreeninthem replied to your photo: ……………what hugh laurie would hate matt Hugh Laurie does hate Matt (I assume, because I don’t know him personally, but whatever, my assumptions and I are very happy together)
I hate wrapping presents Like I really hate it Because I am no good at it But I really like wrapped presents, they’re so much better than the presents before they’re wrapped Also Jake is lounging on the couch watching Bubble Boy AND HOLDING AN AXE That’s alarming, right? Right?!
My housemate has started referring to me as “mummy” in relation to his dog (“go sit with mummy” “you can’t love mummy more than me” etc) and I just… I’m not sure I’m ready for such a huge commitment, you know? I was hoping to fill the role of the cool aunt who let her sleep in my room and feeds her Matt’s dinner when he isn’t...