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Me: *Scrolls past*
Today during our designated 8pm hug time (not my idea, I’m not that into it) HC asked why I never hugged Jake back and I told him that I’d never hugged anyone ever before and didn’t know how to do it. He believed me. And offered to teach me how to give nice hugs. Oh HC.
sarah-nade: “i really need to lose weight” i say as i sit motionless for 8 hours daily
But being a drug dealer is actually like… that’s the dream– Melissa gives good career advice
There is so much lightning it’s like there’s a strobe light outside my window.
Jake: Do you want to watch a movie with me?
Jake: Okay. Well my door is always open if you change your mind. Metaphorically, the actual, physical door will be closed.
Quick! Say a thousand bloody Mary’s!– Jake (via youreyeshavealittlegreeninthem)
Melissa: maybe if your brother comes in and tells me himself
Tim: he's been dead for five years
Melissa: …so he's not coming in?
My new favourite thing is being woken up by the smoke alarm at 5am.
And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees,...– The Great Gatsby, F. Scott FItzgerald (via clara-bow)
When I’m dating someone, if she bonds with my cats I’ll give her a chance maybe...– Dave Franco (via borrowed-skin)
Wait. You live in a house where both the guys have a crush on you and you...– I really like Melissa.
I try to talk to you but I don’t know what to say. I am afraid you don’t want me to say anything. So I don’t. But inside of me there are words waiting to come out. And tell you how I feel - like how I miss you. And how I love you despite my broken heart. And how I need you in my life. And especially how much I want you.
A girl I work with has an album on facebook titled “an injured n rescued squirrel. I named it QUILY”.
For the past two days I’ve been telling people my housemates dog died, but she’s actually still alive, there was just an extremely high chance she would die, but now it looks like she’s holding on and making a liar out of me. Great.
I would never EVER allow a man with a pony tail to cut my hair– Melissa has standards. High ones.
When a beautiful actress is cast in a movie, executives rack their brains to...– Mindy Kaling on the women who only exist in romantic comedies | Flick Chicks (via rufustfirefly)