wackzittman: Buying stuff online gives me a reason to live for another 5-7 business days.
Jake: (looking at Harrison running around in his nappy) how come when he runs around with no pants it's cute, but when I do it everyone's horrified??
Matt: oh, yeah, now that there's a girl in the house I'm really going to be enforcing the Must Be Clothed At All Times rule.
Jake: what! Can't I give her a five second warning to close her eyes or something??
Matt: no! No five second warnings! You will wear clothes and that's final!
Jake: this will be my first summer of clothes. I just want you both to know the sacrifices I'm making.
I think we just avoided an accident just by the sheer force of my I-can’t-be-fucked-dealing-with-this attitude.
clara-bow replied to your post: Dear Rochanne, ditched the sandwich for an ice… i approve of your meal choice - icy poles are both tasty and refreshing. oh that taxi driver, what a babe HE WAS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. I should have dumped my fictional boyfriend for him.
Just had my photo taken for the Canberra times. Holding two drinks. Real classy look.
Georgia: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Georgia's mum: I'm working very hard
Edwina: I cant find it on the map…
Georgia: it's trying to trick you, dont let it trick you!
Anonymous asked: brendin is a wanker!
Just found a pocket on my pyjama pants I previously did not know existed. Things are looking up.
Anonymous asked: Hey PrettyFace, your face is pretty (:
Ugh if I was going to have a WORST DAY EVER post it would be now
Just spent the entire day organizing the mess of paper that was Nicole’s orders folder into alphabetical order and throwing away all the out of date things. A rep just came in with a new form and Nicole shoved it randomly into the folder. I could cry.
I just got on the bus and realized I’ve forgotten my entire lunch and there is no food left at work. Seriously considering leaving work early.
Jake: you can tell this "Nighthawke" to go fuck herself
Meg: I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO SPEAK THAT WAY BLAH BLAH BLAH YELLING
Anonymous asked: What's in January? Summer?
lolerzz replied to your post: This afternoon my aunty offered for me to go live… I’m considering moving to Sydney early next year, depending on whether or not I get any of the jobs I’ve applied for. But I don’t know anyone at all there, so it’d be crazy scary. If you have extended family there it would be fun! :) Okay, I’ll just lock you in for being my best friend, excellent.
This afternoon my aunty offered for me to go live with her in Sydney which has always kind of been an option but never been considered seriously, and now I just don’t know what to do because it might be kind of cool and it’s not really that far away from here at all so I could visit all the time and um yeah WHAT DO I DO
Anonymous asked: 1. What was the last song you listened to really loud? 2. What's the nicest thing the person you like has ever done for you? 3. What are you most looking forward to in the near future? 4. Is there anything you should be doing right now? 5. What's the weirdest thing in the room with you right now? HOPE YOU WERE BORED, YOU'RE WELCOME
nighthawke replied to your post: nighthawke replied to your photo: I’m homeeeeeeeee… oh my bad I have a wild life where I leave the house often Well that one time I called you recently you were out at dinner!
nighthawke replied to your photo: I’m homeeeeeeeee but I’m not sleepy and I have no… i always appreciate your drunken calls :( I’m always scared to call you though because I don’t know what you’re doing
lolerzz replied to your photo: oh hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Cute! I work near Movie World who are having Halloween fright night things, and there’s so many slutty teenage girls dressed up everywhere! Congrats on being cute and not slutty :p There were some maybe not so cute people there. But thank you very much!
Dad: who's party are you going to?
Me: I dunno, some guys
Dad: oh man, my kids are great…