Cherimon wars are awkward and frightening
I wish Wife Swap was on...
Sat here actually crying a little bit because WHAT...
joel: hypothetically how angry would you get if I beat up Hayden?
me: why would you hypothetically be beating up my brother?
joel: because he is scum?
me: why, what'd he do?
joel: trying to steal Greenies girlfriend away from him the exact same way he stole Millie from me
me: ...are you serious...
joel: yea. I told him if he talks to her again I'll break his nose.
joel: he just told me im a fat fuck and he will destroy me
and i told him he has no friends and all he can get is 12 year old girls and try get other guys girlfriends
nighthawke replied to your post: One of the reps came into work today and gave us pens i work at the reject shop. therefore, i’m a winner. because everyone’s a winner at the reject shop SEND IT IN.
One of the reps came into work today and gave us...
There’s also a new Nicabate competition to win a Nintendo Wii, all you have to do is say how nicabate has helped you become a winner in 25 words or less. We spent all day making entries. My favourite was, My girlfriend dumped me so I quit smoking. Now I have a new girlfriend. She’s hotter. WINNER. Kate had a massive list though, oh god they made me laugh so much.
Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal broke up. In... →
uprightcitizens: -hotanddangerous: tobyziegler:uprightcitizens: TRACKLIST: Let The Leaves Fall Thanks My Brokeback Heart I Don’t Know Why He Quit Me I’m Spending New Year’s Alone This Year Don’t Donnie Darken My Doorstep The Day After Tomorrow (Is When You’ll Say You Want Me Back) Oh Jake, My Jake (You’re Naked With Anne Hathaway And Your Words Are So Fake) Ted Casablancas Was...
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It’s your birthday. I forgot but facebook was really nice and reminded me. That means it’s a year since you made me feel like I was the worst person in the world, and confirmed every bad thought I’d ever had about myself. That means it’s been a year since I decided to stop talking to you. I don’t know, it feels momentous somehow. Like maybe I feel lots of things and...
Things that are dangerous:
Searching “Harry Potter” on etsy.
That fun time when you go out to Yass for the weekend and tell no one but Edwina and your phone has no service. Oops.
This is killing me. I’m only on to page… 122 of 424 and it’s already making me forget how to breathe. I’m sorry if any of you are Binchy lovers, but to me this is bordering unreadable. I just find the whole writing style annoying, I don’t know if it’s the same in all her books because I’ve never read them, but now I don’t intend to ever do so. It...
Did anyone else used to watch The Pretender
arpeggi- replied to your post: arpeggi- replied to your post: I really need to… good good good good! the playing cards are the first thing i ever bought from dftba! I am both equal parts proud and ashamed to say they’re probably the 4th or 5th thing I have.
arpeggi- replied to your post: I really need to clean up in here.. YOU CAN BUY A COPY OF HIS PLAYING CARDS GET ON IT WOMAN Waaaaaay ahead of you. …and by that I mean I’m right on track and am on DFTBA right now…
I really need to clean up in here..
…though I see Alex Day has a new video up
me: I'm out of my cold & flu tablets
heather: oh, well good luck finding a chemist that's open
me: what! what kind of chemist is closed on a public holiday, people still need their medicine!
heather: uhh, yours, which is why you're not at work today...
me: oh. right.
My life goal is to be on Wife Swap
My favourite moment in life was when my barely 13 year old brother told me he’s dating a 16 year old. “But don’t worry, she wants to take it slow” YEAH YOU’D BETTER BELIEVE SHE WANTS TO TAKE IT SLOW HOLY FUCK
Alright, enough, listen to me. I barely know you. But the first time I saw you...– Weeds