IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE IS IN MY LAUNDRY. I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE. OR AM I?! I really hope so.
allhourcymbals replied to your post: I JUST SPENT $100 ON BOOKS I once did $200. Its very satisfying though. I’ll admit it is a very good feeling.
nighthawke replied to your post: I JUST SPENT $100 ON BOOKS I CONQUR WITH ROCHANNE. unless you brought twilight…. jk. I spend every cent I earn on Twilight merchandise… EDWARD IS MII LYF
I JUST SPENT $100 ON BOOKS
Shouldn’t have done that.
My friend wanted to visit me and it’s almost 8 o clock. She just called me and she’s like “Just going to maccas with some friends (she was at a younger friends party or something), and then I’ll come over” WELL HURRY UP SO I CAN GET BACK TO BEING ALONE
Very irresponsible use of beer in the desert Andy. Bear Grylls’ first rule of...– Hamish Blake (via chowders)
Things I Learn From Movies
The Strangers Edition: NEVER EVER leave your phone unattended. EVEN TO CHARGE. You may as well just superglue it to your hand. Just because your plan meant that you accidentally shot your best friend in the face DOESNT MEAN IT’S A BAD PLAN, it actually means IT’S WORKING. DO NOT split up. WHERE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND SUPPOSED TO HIDE, WANKER?! THEY ARE IN THE HOUSE. Think twice before...
Someone needs to inject a sandwich right into Michelle Leas arm
Red Forman: What have I said about comparing your sister to the Devil?
Eric: That it's offensive to the Devil?
yen-hoes asked: Ahh, usually if its just a spare paper thats not attached to a booklet or anything i give it to them. Yeah it wasn't the smartest move. There are a lot of patches and i have some racing stripes. I kind of look like a cross between a racing car and a tiger, but in the haircut sense. Dont stress Im not a superfast cyborg in tiger form.
yen-hoes asked: Totally crazy. I too use my extra paper on my exams to draw people. usually the person diagonal to the right are directly in front. Wow im glad i share the habit.
nighthawke asked: i should probably mention how much i love bert cooper and roger sterling. ahhaha.
Reading Catalog Living and laughing to myself like a complete nutter.
my sister: where's that nail polish you just bought?
me: in my handbag
my sister: can I take it when dad comes to drop that stuff off?
me: no, I haven't finished using it yet
my sister: fuck your a bitch sometimes
Nobody panic, I just changed my... name
I am thinking of giving my page a little makeover but I am very reluctant to let go of the storm troopers…
Heather (my aunty whom I am housesitting for)...
Heather: I think I saw this in a movie once...
Me: Sometimes you just gotta say what the fuck?
Heather: Please don't turn my home into a whore house while I'm gone
Me: I'm not making you any promises
Heather: IF YOU LET SOME FILTHY PIMP TAKE MY BABYS THINGS I SWEAR...
I'm housesitting and I'm all alone in a big house
and I’m letting the dog sleep inside on my bed but I don’t know if that is more scary than it is soothing because every time she tenses or stares at the door I think I’m about to get murdered.
So I was driving home tonight and my ipod seemed...
Maryanne has been single for a year appreciation blog.
My virgin broadband usb wont work on my macbook ):...
martin: i've devised a cunning plan to save on water, right. whereby i shower at the change rooms at the pool
martin: i thought it was pretty clever.
I’m thinking of dying my hair this weekend because I don’t like the coppery tone it currently has, but I’ve set myself a very strict budget for the next weekend… Should be okay if JB doesnt seduce me on my way to Price Attack.
Things that run through my mind at work
Daydreaming about moving to London Mentally spending my money Naming my fictional cats OH MY GOD IS THIS THE RADIO OR A FUCKING MIX TAPE I should probably work on my certificate… later…
There's an American guy that comes into work all...
Not sure how to address this situation.