May 2013
jabbing:
♡ follow for more disappointment ♡
justkeeptry1ng:
Google is the only place where I can ask stupid questions and not be judged
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
1 tag
earthnation:
hey *strokes ur hair* i dont care
rapewhistled:
citgo:
i wish peanut butter never existed
Punishment for rape in Ancient Rome: Rapist's gonads were crushed between two stones.
Punishment for rape in America in 2013: 1-2 years of jail and victim-blaming, rapist-sympathetic media coverage.
little-weed:
is it acceptable to lay on my floor until i feel better about myself
australiansanta:
hepatitisbey:
Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests?
what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick
nippled:
*trips and falls over nothing* date me
amerikanye:
one time my brother got a demerit at school for “excessive high-fiveing”
“People disappeared, reappeared, made plans to go somewhere, and then lost each...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via losed)
evangenital:
[pushes you away like a plate of vegetables]
