let me check my spinster catalog

What the fuck are we gonna do in Canberra?! I assume we’re going to get paddle boats

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oh my god

mr-schneebly:

I’m certainly glad to see you again.

Sometimes I have a nice face and sometimes I don’t and yes, I am in the bathroom because Dad shut all the security shutters on our windows and it is DARK AS FUCK in the rest of the house (pretty convenient if you wanna sleep all day and pretend it’s the middle of the night)

angry-diamond:

this.

Thank God I have my shitty personality to make up for my shitty looks