Hello! This is a demonstration of a talking picture. Notice, it is a picture of me and I am talking. Note how my lips and the sound issuing from them are synchronized together in perfect unison. -Singin’ In the Rain (1952)
Did you always want to be a comedian? No. No, I ah, I still don’t. I’m a little different than other comedians in that way. I’ve never wanted this. I was hoping to be a stripper, and I made some wrong turns.
I hate when people try to have small talk with me. I don’t want to talk about that and you don’t want to talk about that. Let’s talk about real things like cellular mitosis, economic sanctions, and that time I drank an aquarium